Germany: Land of the ......

Warning: This post is all about sex, if this makes you uncomfortable please feel free to skip this post. Oh who am I kidding, this kind of warning will only attract people to read it rather then turn them away If people continue to smoke with all those warning signs on the side of the cigarette packs, they will keep on reading this post as well.
The internet has made it so easy to read the news from around the world. I am not talking about the headline grabbing news, but the local news that is only published in the newspapers of that particular country/city, like the Metropolitan page that comes with Dawn here in Karachi. After going through the news sites of different countries, I have come to the conclusion that Germany is probably the horniest country in the world. I mean the amount of sex related news coming from Germany is one thing, but the kind of news it is will even put America and other western countries to shame.
Consider this, in UK, one of the contestants in the Big Brother show simulated having sex with a toy, and the station got so many complaints from the viewers that they had to issue an apology. Even the contestant who did that issued an apology on air. When the same show started in Germany, it featured in the first episode lesbian kissing scenes, a woman masturbating and reaching an orgasm in the bathroom, kinky spanking scenes in sauna and oral sex. All this was from the edited version that was shown on air. The show was so raunchy that one viewer thought he had tuned into a porno channel by mistake.
The government in Germany has legalized prostitution and it has become an industry in itself. An entrepreneur tryed to cash in the football world cup by opening up a three story brothel just yards away from the main stadium in Berlin. The football fans came in to negotiate the prices and have sex.
Since the brothels in Germany have legal status, some of the techniques that the owners come up with are very creative indeed. For instance, a brothel next to an unemployment office started offering a special discount for all those who are jobless and since then its business is booming. I guess the jobless people collect their unemployment cheques from the government and then spend it over at the brothel next door.
The brothels have also started advertising in the mainstream media. A German lifestyle magazine sold out on the first day when the readers discovered a full page ad with a coupon that offered “half an hour free sex with a lady of your choice”
A German inventor has invented robot sex doll that breathes harder and gets warm during sex. It also has an artificial heart inside which beats faster during sex. It is selling for £4,000 with optional extras such as large breasts. However the inventor is still not satisfied and will only be happy when his “dolls will be better than the real thing.”
I always used to think that having more sex makes a person happy and its people who have sex less often are the ones that are usually frustrated. If this was true, then how come Germany started the two World Wars??? Or maybe all this started after the end of the Second World War and the responsibility of it falls on the Allied forces who can think of this as the only way to keep the Germans from starting a third one. It looks like the plan is working brilliantly. I just hope they don’t have similar plans for Iraq and Afghanistan.