Funny stuff #6

In keeping with the age-old Pakistani tradition of poking fun at our (corrupt and incompetent) rulers, I decided to post up some picture I found on the 'Net. When I say "government of Pakistan", I actually mean the current circus that's in town. Most of the pictures have to do with Asif Ali Zardari, the only head of state in the world who has served time for corruption and is also referred to as "the ultimate oppurtunist" due to fate handing him everything he wants, via the Supreme Court and sham elections.

"Why so serious??"

Puppet master!!

"The names Zardari, Asif Ali Zardari".

"Mmmmmm....yeah!!!..mmm...lemme at 'em!!"

I SO wanna go to Oxford. Well actually, no I don't. Disgraceful!

Malir River Bridge

Malir River bridge was inaugurated on 4th Feb,2009 by Governor Sindh. The 5km bridge is the longest in Pakistan. It links Korangi to Shah Faisal Colony via Malir River. Here are some pictures for the same. Well done CDGK. Around 43 houses were demolished on the site after payment of compensation to their owners.

Funny stuff #5

The world of sports has long been known for its' humorous side. Here are a few of these imortalized moments I got from the Web. Of course, most of them are from football, the funniest sport in the world!

"Oh YAH!!! Now that feels GOOD!!"

"I can't wait..I just gotta have it NOW!!"

"I thought you were doping that to the other guy."

"Mmm...mmm....I've been waiting my whole life for this.."

"Uhhh..Don't you think we should do this off the field?"

I soo wanna see the landing!!

Funny stuff #4

I just received this in an email from a friend. I thought of putting it up on my blog.

The new and improved design for a seatbelt to be introduced all over the world from next year. Resarch shows that it will reduce accidents by as much 45%. I am definitley gonna be using it.

Pakistan in 2020

I received this in my email and while the resolution may not be great, it sure does point the way towards what might happen if these conditions continue.

Always check your child's homework

(Here’s the message the teacher received the following day)
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it.
Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,Mrs. Smith

I'm baaackk...