Real Smart.

A friend of mine posted a link to this picture on facebook. Its a problem posted by a boy on some site where you post a question and someone answers it. Well worth reading!

WTF-AMAZING!!

Someone I know sent me a link to this video on Youtube. For some reason it had been titled "Desi Ladki Ka Action", along with a bunch of other stuff that shouldn't be repeated here. Anyway, Waqar Zaka has done an amazing job of directing this cideo and its frikin' FUNNY, especially with the little guy whos always at Pizza Hut Boat Basin. And I have to say, the girl's not bad as well....:D
Heres the video:

Prison Pigeons in brazil

Police in Brazil have intercepted two homing pigeons which had been trained to carry parts of mobile phones to prison cells, where the handsets were later assembled by the prisoners. The trick of training pigeons to carry contraband into prisons is not a new idea in Brazil and has been used several times in the past few years.
In the last case, the pigeons were found near the prison with cloth sacks tied to their backs containing the electronics components, as shown by police representatives to Globo television after they were caught outside Danilo Pinheiro prison.

Car capers

This is a post of various stuff that i've seen on the wacky roads of Karachi. It's funny and crazy, and I'll be updating this soon.






You get to see a lot of stuff like this on the roads of Karachi, especially in Ramzan in Karachi when everyone's hungry and suffering under the burning heat. It's like weird stuff like this is an outlet for the Desi Desparados populating our city.

Funny stuff #6

In keeping with the age-old Pakistani tradition of poking fun at our (corrupt and incompetent) rulers, I decided to post up some picture I found on the 'Net. When I say "government of Pakistan", I actually mean the current circus that's in town. Most of the pictures have to do with Asif Ali Zardari, the only head of state in the world who has served time for corruption and is also referred to as "the ultimate oppurtunist" due to fate handing him everything he wants, via the Supreme Court and sham elections.

"Why so serious??"

Puppet master!!

"The names Zardari, Asif Ali Zardari".

"Mmmmmm....yeah!!!..mmm...lemme at 'em!!"

I SO wanna go to Oxford. Well actually, no I don't. Disgraceful!

Funny stuff #5

The world of sports has long been known for its' humorous side. Here are a few of these imortalized moments I got from the Web. Of course, most of them are from football, the funniest sport in the world!

"Oh YAH!!! Now that feels GOOD!!"

"I can't wait..I just gotta have it NOW!!"

"I thought you were doping that to the other guy."

"Mmm...mmm....I've been waiting my whole life for this.."

"Uhhh..Don't you think we should do this off the field?"

I soo wanna see the landing!!

Funny stuff #4

I just received this in an email from a friend. I thought of putting it up on my blog.

The new and improved design for a seatbelt to be introduced all over the world from next year. Resarch shows that it will reduce accidents by as much 45%. I am definitley gonna be using it.

Always check your child's homework

(Here’s the message the teacher received the following day)
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it.
Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,Mrs. Smith

Random quote

I just came across this random quoe while surfing the web:
"Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter."

Funny stuff 2

OK as usual, I've found some more funny stuff.

I am guessing that the person who wrote this didn’t actually look at the keyboard before posting this message on someone's faccebook wall.

“I am trying, I am trying, will you stop looking at me, I can’t do it when people are looking at me!! There’s just too much pressue!!!!! STOP TELLING ME TO JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!”

Isn’t that what you always wanted to say to that annoying goody two shoes in your office/school/university.

I want a T-shirt like this!!

If that is VIP, it’s a good thing they’ve kept the door closed to the ordinary one

Bush's farewell dinner

Funny stufff

As usual, I found some more funny stuff on the Web.

Yes, this is what our first impulse is when we get there. It’s a good thing they’ve put up this sign otherwise I don’t know how we could resist taking a sip.

After three continuous day of “Anal Exams” May 29 better be the last day of school

This is what I call “Full Service Client” or “We will not stop until you are satisfied”.

Iraqi shoe bomber- Preliminary Investigation

Just got this in my mailbox:

Result of Preliminary investigations:
The shoe tossed by Iraqi journalist at George Bush has been linked to Pakistan.
It is said to have been made in a factory near Lahore. Officials have said that a clear link between ISI and shoe thrower could NOT be established however some lower level ISI officials may be involved. According to an anonymous source in Iraqi government, the shoe “bomber” has “stated” that he was imparted training on pelting stones, shoes and similar objects in some camp in North Western part of Pakistan run by retired army officers from the elite Pakistani group SSG and the ISI.
President Zardari and Chief of the Army General Kayani have assured full support in investigating the matter. In a recent action, Government of Paksitan has sealed the local operations of English Boot House and Service Shoe industries (owned by current defense minister) and would be holding trials against the Factory owner located in Muridke near Lahore.

Bush gets whacked by size 10s.

A surprise visit by US President George Bush (also referred to as "the Great bastard") to Iraq has been overshadowed by an incident in which two shoes were thrown at him during a news conference.
An Iraqi journalist was wrestled to the floor by security guards after he called Mr Bush "a dog" and threw his footwear, just missing the Great Bastard. In Iraqi culture, throwing a shoe at someone is a grave insult to someone.

In the middle of the news conference with Iraqi Prsident Maliki, Iraqi television journalist Muntadar al-Zaidi stood up and shouted "this is a goodbye kiss from the Iraqi people, dog," before hurling a shoe at Mr Bush which narrowly missed him.
With his second shoe, which the Great Bastard managed to dodge, Mr Zaidi said: "This is for the widows and orphans and all those killed in Iraq." (Number of Iraqis dead so far= 100,000+)
Mr Zaidi, a correspondent for Cairo-based al-Baghdadiya TV, was then wrestled to the ground by security personnel and hauled away.
"If you want the facts, it's a size 10 shoe that he threw," Mr Bush joked afterwards.

According to me, it would have been much better if the shoe had actually hit Bush. that way, the security forces would actually have an excuse to drag off Mr. Zaidi, the reporter and detain him. He has still not been released, despite mass protests (with 10,000 + people) calling for his release. While being detained, Mr. Zaidi has also reportedly suffered a broken arm and several broken ribs as well.

Journalist Muntazar Al-zaidi with his arm raised in preparation for throwing his shoe at the Great Bastard.

Unfortunately, the Great Bastard still has enough sense to duck when Al-Zaidi throws him a small farewell present.