Monday, August 31, 2009

WHY can I never access Buzzvines???

HELP!!!I just saw an article on Bloggers.Pk posted on Buzzvines that I really want to read but as usual I cannot open up Buzzvines. Someone help me!!

Sunday, August 30, 2009

The best Iftar deals in town!

Come Ramzan and you'll be able to see hordes of hungry people clam,ouring for food around 8.00 PM. No, this is isn't a scene at sone langar or soup kitchen, but what happens at fashionable restaraunts and eateries throughout Karachi. In Ramzan.
Anyway, I'll be publishing a whole series of guides (I hope) on the best places to eat and drink in Ramazan for Iftar, Sehri and dinner.
So, the first guide I've written is tentatively called "The Best All You Can Eat for Iftar Buffets". Enjoy.
Note: It'll be published in a later post.

Ramazan comes to town!

And so, the first week of Ramzan ends. However, I still have to see the traditional Ramazan spirit of tolerance, piety and peace among the general public, who are still enthusiastically cursing their way through town.
I'll be publishing a definitive guide on Iftar and Sehri deals in town soon....Stay tuned!

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Unilever mess up; one dead.

The people over at Unilever had been behaving VERY badly recently. So bad, in fact, that they deserve to be put in the doghouse. It has surfaced recently that in their quest to reproduice a thrilling reality TV show, Unilever ended up killing a guy. Father of four, Saad Khan, lost his life when the host of the show (and also a top model) Amina Sheikh gave Saad Khan an underwatere challenge. Saad accepted but he ended up losing his life in the stunt.
Only the poor and substandard arrangements made by the cheapskates over at Unilever, and their agency, MindShare, who are the producers of the show, are responsible for the killing of the young man.

Friday, August 21, 2009

My Life Is Desi.

Thanks to some random friend on Facebook, today I discovered a website called My Life Is Desi. Apparently, its a spoof of F My Life but its still hilarious. On it, Desi people post their real life experiences regarding Desiness. Here's a few quotes:
"Today, my mom told me to steal some chopsticks from the chinese restaraunt because she wanted to use them to make seekh kebabs for the guests coming over tomorrow."

"Today, we were eating and I spilled my drink and I asked my mom for some napkins and she hands me napkins you would find at any McDonald's."

"Today, my mom threw an impromptu chai (tea) party. She threw it not to see her friends, but to finish the milk that expired yesterday."

"Today, my cousin wouldn't let my mom FedEx some cloth directly to her in New York from Houston. Instead, she is having my Khala (aunt) take it on her trip to Karachi and then have her friend pick it up and bring it on her way to New York."

"Today, my mom came home and told me she got makeup for me. it turned out to be chai-flavoured lip gloss."

"Today my dad proudly wore my brother's T-shirt which says "jackass" on the front because he accidentally thought it said "jhakaas" and he showed it to all his friends."


Friday, August 14, 2009

Happy Birthday Pakistan!!!

Congrats, Pakistan you now 62...Happy Birthday!!!

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Real Smart.

A friend of mine posted a link to this picture on facebook. Its a problem posted by a boy on some site where you post a question and someone answers it. Well worth reading!